Looking for a Father's Day Gift?
by Christian Y. Cardall
If so, you're in luck---I've found the perfect gift! Check this out:
I quote from the original ad:
Surprise him with a 10K gold nugget-style ring made just for him. Round diamond accents add a touch of class. Imported.Just think, you could wow him with the twin virtues of "surprise" (Can't you hardly wait to see the look on his face?) and exotic "class" (Sporting this "imported" jewel, he'll be a cut above the others in his High Priest group!).
The only thing I can imagine that would improve on this would be a matching nugget-style CTR ring. Anyone know if such an item exists to satisfy what must be an overwhelming clamor?
Dad, I know you're worried that by making the world aware of this opportunity there's a danger they'll sell out before you get your hands on yours. Don't worry, yours is safely ordered. Sorry I ruined the surprise, but I simply could not contain my excitement!